Rumors have it that Ralph Nader, who just entered the Presidential race due to not liking Democrats or Republicans, is secretly being funded by George Bush's colossal warchest. It remains to be seen whether Nader himself knows of this. The word on the street is that the PAC in charge of a substantial amount of Bush's cash funneled over $10,000,000.00 into Nader's campaign fund. Staff told Ralphy boy it came from the internet. Sources close to the President deny ever hearing such an absurd proposition but questioners noticed a rise in temperature and a flickering of the eyes when they said this.